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Last site update: December 13, 2003
(And on a seemingly unrelated note, I'm now accepting applications
for a bodyguard to protect me from a man in Kent.)

Right, give me the latest!

So, um, the guy's got a life, right?

What's this guy do, then?

Try that again, in English.

My serotonin levels are low. Fix it.

You've got questions? Well, I've got answers. Er, an answer.

So about this site...