Photo by Julia Jones
Hat sold separately
Last site update: December 13, 2003
(And on a seemingly unrelated note, I'm now accepting applications
for a bodyguard to protect me from a man in Kent.)
Right, give me the latest!
So, um, the guy's got a life, right?
What's this guy do, then?
Try that again, in English.
My serotonin levels are low. Fix it.
You've got questions? Well, I've got answers. Er, an answer.
So about this site...